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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 13:49
No way
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thanks to FIFA, Atlanta’s first-ever Club World Cup game was underwhelming - AJC.com
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The comments from Jamie Dimon last week are worth repeating - Forexlive
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Just Forget it!
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Can ancient music sound modern?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Kelp forest collapse alters food web and energy dynamics in the Gulf of Maine - Phys.org
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks